What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
What is the probability that something will happen according to the odds?
When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
What's another word for thesaurus?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Ballerinas are always on their toes. Why don't they just get taller ballerinas?
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
If stupidity can get you into a mess, then why can't it get you out?
If Ignorance is Bliss, why aren't more people happy?
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
If a cluttered desk is characteristic of a cluttered mind, what does an empty desk mean?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
Why is that when you transport something by car, it's called shipment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

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